WHIGMA-LEE-RIE

 The picture is of a lotus in Buchart Gardens, Victoria Island, Canada.  I kind of really like lotuses.  

Is that not the coolest word you have ever seen in your life?  Whigmaleerie?  It's a real word.  Apparently it means something like 'a crazy idea' or 'on a whim.'  Huh.  Somehow I seem to get a lot of those.


Anyway, it's been a few days since I was on here.  Life is just so busy.  I like to stay busy, though - it gives me something to focus on, and something to work towards.  I also like public speaking, as strange as it sounds.  Communications application is becoming my favorite class.  I enjoy writing speeches and I enjoy giving them - and it's always fun to impress people with my acting, since I'm not an actress nor do I look particularly good at what I do.


Anyway, today, I think I'm going to try out my new writing style.  I'm goign to write in from teh point of view of a character, right after I clean off my freaking keyboard.  It's kind of really disgusting.  Honestly, I wish there was some way to eat Cheez-Its without completely ruining my hands.  And there has to be a better way that either a, wearing gloves, or b, putting the box up to my mouth and pouring.  Gloves would be bulky, and I tried the pouring thing.  Didn't work out to well...

a          b          c

So.  Today.  What was up with today, man?  I did nothing. Like, literally.  I didn't do anything.  Okay, that's a lie; I didn't do anything worthwhile.  I did a few things.  None of it was very interesting, though - and it definitely wasn't sex, so where's the fun in that? 

I will say that staring at the hot chick who was in front of me on my way to third period... mmm, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.  They weren't anywhere near as hot as the one guy from my fourth period, but I'm not gonna lie when I say I would definitely hit that.  Of course, I would hit a lot of people.  I've been told - by a few separate entities - that I have kind of low standards.  It doesn't really bother me.  If you're hot and willing, let's do it.  If you're not hot, let's not - but if you aren't totally willing, I can work around that. 

Gotta say that home life is a little sucky right now.  My brother was being especially annoying today.  I do have six siblings - well, okay, I'll be honest, I only have five and one half-sibling-but-not-really-step-sibling-because-he's-related - but my oldest brother is the most annoying person ever.  At least, he is when he forgets to take his pills.  I'm not really sure what makes him tick, but when he forgets those meds, man, he is freaking off the walls.  I would say that I was a little intimidated, but he's my brother.  What can I do but live with him?

Anyway - back to the hot kid I saw earlier.  That new kid I saw today was the hottest one yet, I think.  He was just kind of wandering the halls, looking a little lost.  I slipped out of my fourth period and spent it in the library - sort of - and I saw him.  He was gorgeous.  I mean, damn.  I would definitely like a piece of him under my fingers.  If he would agree.  Being bisexual is so convenient, wouldn't you say?

I think Ma is calling me.  She's always yelling at me to get off the damn computer, but that woman needs to take a chill pill.  I finally got in contact with my dad again - he found me on Facebook, of all things.  Now I can finally figure out who my dad is - and prove to everyone that no, my mother did not have sex with an octopus.  I mean, she might've, she does some pretty crazy things, but an octopus?  I think I read somewhere that the male octopus rapes the female.  Or something.  I don't think she's into that.

I'm totally neglecting my homework, but that hot kid, I just can't stop picturing him in my head.  His cute little 'I'm so lost' expression would've been better without any clothes.  Any.  At all.  I bet he looks better naked than with clothes on.  So would that chick in my seventh period.  All of them, no clothes.  We'd have a fucking good time, all right.  I can promise you that.

Anyway, enough about the sex.  However good it is.  Not gonna lie, I really enjoy it when the sex is good.  But I do have other things to do tonight, so I guess I'd better wrap this up.  I have tests and quizzes and shit to study for - too bad none of it is about anatomy.  Or sex.  I would definitely pay attention then.  Sadly, it's not.  I mean, John Milton does write a little about sex in the last part of book 4, but not much.  Not enough for me, anyway.

I'm definitely rolling out - shit to do, places to go... things to eat.  Yeah.

w          x            y

Huh.  That was interesting.  I'm not gonna lie - I need to get rid of all those 'honestly's and 'I'm not gonna lie's and 'really's and 'anyway's.  I write waaay too much of those, and I think this blogging is going to help point it out.  This guy turned out to be much more of a pervert than I had intended.

I think my cat is dreaming.  He's making these funny, high-pitched noises and twitching.  Now, if I were the character stated above, I would have never said something like that.  Because it just sounds too dirty.  Good thing I'm not!   Even though I might be snickering a little bit on the inside...

Today was long and busy, so I'm gonna take this guy's advice and roll out.  I still have lots of homework to do - and studying and all this crap.  Blech.  I'm tired of school.  Just a side note - kind of like a disclaimer - none of the above mentioned 'hot' people are real.  They are other characters that I will, eventually, blog as.  One day.  When I have time.  And they will definitely note the way this guy is staring.  He's such a pervert. :O

Time for me to insert my smilies, because I can't live without those things. C:  

But!  I have places to go and people to see - which is a lie, again - but I actually do have work to do.  So, for now, I'm gonna go do stuff.  That might actually improve my GPA.  I know, I know - what a whore.

PEACE.

-Lee